{"id":12299,"date":"2017-05-17T14:00:53","date_gmt":"2017-05-17T18:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/?p=12299"},"modified":"2017-05-18T15:51:18","modified_gmt":"2017-05-18T19:51:18","slug":"if-old-scratch-was-my-dad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/?p=12299","title":{"rendered":"If Old Scratch was MY dad\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.highstrungloner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/dont-20170517-lg.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-12301 size-full\" style=\"border: 1px solid #959595;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.highstrungloner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/dont-20170517-sm.jpg?resize=400%2C633\" alt=\"Old Scratch\" width=\"400\" height=\"633\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.highstrungloner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/dont-20170517-sm.jpg?w=400 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.highstrungloner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/dont-20170517-sm.jpg?resize=95%2C150 95w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.highstrungloner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/dont-20170517-sm.jpg?resize=189%2C299 189w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2026I don\u2019t think he\u2019d want me to be <strong>such a clich\u00e9.<\/strong>\u00a0Also, I wish he was\u00a0<strong>six feet farther away!<\/strong><em>\u00a0(Click on <strong>SonofHornedOne<\/strong> for a <strong>closer look!)<\/strong>\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026I don\u2019t think he\u2019d want me to be such a clich\u00e9.\u00a0Also, I wish he was\u00a0six feet farther away!\u00a0(Click on SonofHornedOne for a closer look!)\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[429,297,17,50],"tags":[280,296,489,277,499,631],"class_list":["post-12299","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cruising","category-donts","category-gay","category-online","tag-cruising","tag-dont","tag-gay","tag-grindr","tag-online","tag-satan"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2ccTA-3cn","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12299","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12299"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12299\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12328,"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12299\/revisions\/12328"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}