{"id":1646,"date":"2004-11-12T11:12:57","date_gmt":"2004-11-12T15:12:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/?p=1646"},"modified":"2014-10-29T23:53:25","modified_gmt":"2014-10-30T03:53:25","slug":"viva-habana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/?p=1646","title":{"rendered":"Viva Habana!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"floatimgleft alignleft size-full wp-image-1647\" style=\"margin-left: opx; margin-right: 12px; border: 1px solid white;\" alt=\"Habana Inn\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.highstrungloner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/habana001.jpg?resize=200%2C274\" width=\"200\" height=\"274\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.highstrungloner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/habana001.jpg?w=200 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.highstrungloner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/habana001.jpg?resize=109%2C150 109w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/>I just checked into the <strong>Habana Inn,<\/strong> Oklahoma City, OK. In case you haven\u2019t been paying attention, the Habana is a gay \u201cresort,\u201d in other words, a sex club masquerading as a motel. I\u2019m here to visit friends, maybe work and, <strong>mostly,<\/strong> plow some Great Plains ass.<\/p>\n<p>I love the Habana. It\u2019s everything the Parliament House in Orlando <em>used<\/em> to be and <em>should<\/em> still be; and what the <strong><a title=\"Parliament Resort, Augusta GA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.p-house.com\" target=\"_blank\">Parliament Resort<\/a><\/strong> in Augusta GA still is. The staff, rude as they might sometimes be, actually <em>encourage<\/em> cruising the rooms after the on-site bars close. There is almost always a refreshing variety of men here looking for <strong>actual sex,<\/strong> not just a bunch of giggling queens gawking at the guests like they\u2019re visiting a zoo. (Not that there are none of those.)<\/p>\n<p>When I first left Philadelphia in 2000, escaping a stalking ex-lover, I stayed here for six weeks. Not only did I have a <strong>lot<\/strong> of sex but I was impressed with the masculinity of the men as well as the fact that this place even <em>existed<\/em> in such an unlikely place as OKC. I hope things haven\u2019t changed much after four years of our recently re-elected \u201cfaith-based\u201d administration.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ll be here until Monday, sitting in my shorts in my room window and cruising the internet using the Habana\u2019s ancient and unreliable phone lines. (C\u2019mon, guys! It\u2019s <strong>2004!!<\/strong> Let\u2019s get some broadband going on in this place, fer Chrissake!)<\/p>\n<p>Back soon!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just checked into the Habana Inn, Oklahoma City, OK. In case you haven\u2019t been paying attention, the Habana is a gay \u201cresort,\u201d in other words, a sex club masquerading as a motel. I\u2019m here to visit friends, maybe work and, mostly, plow some Great Plains ass. I love the Habana. It\u2019s everything the Parliament [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[252,48],"tags":[254,255,253,517,498],"class_list":["post-1646","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sex","category-travel","tag-habana-inn","tag-okc","tag-oklahoma-city","tag-sex","tag-travel"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2ccTA-qy","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1646","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1646"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1646\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1655,"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1646\/revisions\/1655"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}