{"id":1730,"date":"2004-12-26T02:12:34","date_gmt":"2004-12-26T07:12:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/?p=1730"},"modified":"2014-01-02T01:23:36","modified_gmt":"2014-01-02T06:23:36","slug":"worlds-strongest-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/?p=1730","title":{"rendered":"World\u2019s Strongest Man"},"content":{"rendered":"

I\u2019m feeling much better,<\/strong> in fact almost<\/em> normal. I should be back to my regular hijinks<\/strong> by, say, Sunday night.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Vasil<\/p>\n

In the meantime get a load of Vasil Virastyuk,<\/strong> Ukrainian winner of The World\u2019s Strongest Man Competition<\/em><\/strong> on ESPN<\/strong> tonight. He dragged a 20 ton truck<\/strong> down the street!<\/p>\n

\"Vasil<\/strong><\/p>\n

I love him.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Matt<\/p>\n

While you\u2019re at it, say \u201cHello\u201d<\/strong> to Matt Furey\u2019s<\/a> beautiful ass.<\/strong> This character sells a bunch of fitness products on the web and has a touching testimonial from none other than Steven Regal!<\/a><\/strong> Oddly, I believe him<\/strong> and he is<\/em> hot as hell<\/strong> but he still ain\u2019t getting a penny<\/em> out of me. I don\u2019t have the genetic material<\/strong> and\/or I\u2019m just too goddam lazy<\/strong> to ever<\/em> look like that!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I\u2019m feeling much better, in fact almost normal. I should be back to my regular hijinks by, say, Sunday night. In the meantime get a load of Vasil Virastyuk, Ukrainian winner of The World\u2019s Strongest Man Competition on ESPN tonight. He dragged a 20 ton truck down the street! I love him. While you\u2019re at […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"World\u2019s Strongest Man","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[17,268],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1730","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gay","category-men"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2ccTA-rU","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1730","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1730"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1730\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1734,"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1730\/revisions\/1734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}