{"id":1789,"date":"2014-01-12T17:18:09","date_gmt":"2014-01-12T22:18:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/?p=1789"},"modified":"2014-01-20T16:21:20","modified_gmt":"2014-01-20T21:21:20","slug":"my-demise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/?p=1789","title":{"rendered":"My demise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.highstrungloner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/IMG_0492.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1790\" style=\"border: 1px solid white;\" alt=\"Ida Nelson\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.highstrungloner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/IMG_0492.jpg?resize=398%2C299\" width=\"398\" height=\"299\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.highstrungloner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/IMG_0492.jpg?resize=398%2C299 398w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.highstrungloner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/IMG_0492.jpg?resize=150%2C112 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.highstrungloner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/IMG_0492.jpg?resize=1024%2C768 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.highstrungloner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/IMG_0492.jpg?w=900 900w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.highstrungloner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/IMG_0492.jpg?w=1350 1350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 398px) 100vw, 398px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I used to<span style=\"line-height: 1.5em;\">\u00a0think that I&#039;d die from <\/span><strong style=\"line-height: 1.5em;\">Aspiration Pneumonia<\/strong><span style=\"line-height: 1.5em;\">, since I routinely inhale food. I\u2019m now certain that I&#039;ll trip over <\/span><strong style=\"line-height: 1.5em;\">Ida Nelson<\/strong><span style=\"line-height: 1.5em;\"> and crack my head open on the way down. Then she and <\/span><strong style=\"line-height: 1.5em;\">Taffy Davenport<\/strong><span style=\"line-height: 1.5em;\"> will eat me when their feeder is empty.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I used to\u00a0think that I&#039;d die from Aspiration Pneumonia, since I routinely inhale food. I\u2019m now certain that I&#039;ll trip over Ida Nelson and crack my head open on the way down. Then she and Taffy Davenport will eat me when their feeder is empty.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"My demise","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[31,35,16],"tags":[276,494,488],"class_list":["post-1789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-health","category-pets","tag-death","tag-health","tag-pets"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2ccTA-sR","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1789","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1789"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1789\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1828,"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1789\/revisions\/1828"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}