{"id":4601,"date":"2014-07-14T12:00:19","date_gmt":"2014-07-14T16:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/?p=4601"},"modified":"2014-07-13T23:48:15","modified_gmt":"2014-07-14T03:48:15","slug":"a-headless-torso-speaks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/?p=4601","title":{"rendered":"A headless torso speaks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-4602 size-full\" style=\"border: 1px solid #959595;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.highstrungloner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/dont-20140714-lg.jpg?resize=400%2C869\" alt=\"Headless torso\" width=\"400\" height=\"869\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.highstrungloner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/dont-20140714-lg.jpg?w=400 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.highstrungloner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/dont-20140714-lg.jpg?resize=69%2C150 69w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.highstrungloner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/dont-20140714-lg.jpg?resize=137%2C299 137w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This <strong>\u201ccentered, balanced, and kind\u201d<\/strong> individual\u00a0decided, <strong>out of the blue<\/strong>, to give me <strong>profile photo advice.<\/strong> You can see<em> his<\/em><strong> smiling(?) profile photo below.<\/strong> <em>My<\/em> <strong>offending visage<\/strong> can be seen <strong><a title=\"HighStrungLoner's photo\" href=\"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/hsl-terracotta-mst3k-lg.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a><\/strong>.\u00a0<strong>\u201cBro?\u201d \u201cMummy?\u201d <em>Please.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-4603 size-full\" style=\"border: 1px solid #959595;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.highstrungloner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/dont-20140714-sm.jpg?resize=400%2C710\" alt=\"Ryan\" width=\"400\" height=\"710\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.highstrungloner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/dont-20140714-sm.jpg?w=400 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.highstrungloner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/dont-20140714-sm.jpg?resize=84%2C150 84w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.highstrungloner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/dont-20140714-sm.jpg?resize=168%2C299 168w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This \u201ccentered, balanced, and kind\u201d individual\u00a0decided, out of the blue, to give me profile photo advice. You can see his smiling(?) profile photo below. My offending visage can be seen here.\u00a0\u201cBro?\u201d \u201cMummy?\u201d Please.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[297,17,50],"tags":[280,296,489,277,499],"class_list":["post-4601","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-donts","category-gay","category-online","tag-cruising","tag-dont","tag-gay","tag-grindr","tag-online"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2ccTA-1cd","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4601","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4601"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4601\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4606,"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4601\/revisions\/4606"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.highstrungloner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}