Archive for the Don’t! Category

Don’t…

Don't!

…try to psychoanalyze me on Grindr. (Click on the photo, maybe twice, to make it easier to read.)

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If Old Scratch was MY dad…

Old Scratch

…I don’t think he’d want me to be such a cliché. Also, I wish he was six feet farther away! (Click on SonofHornedOne for a closer look!) 

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Manhunt…

Don't!

…is the new GoFundMe!

Click on the sample for a more legible version (with photo!).

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Don’t…

Don't

…be what you despise. Click here for KMA’s entire vile profile (expand it to read!),  and here for his ridiculous photo. “Read carefully this!”

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Don’t…

Don't!

…put your daughter in your Grindr profile! Click on Ralph for a closer look!

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Don’t…

Don't!

…be a racist homophobe on Grindr!

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Don’t…

Don't!

…do any of this

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A headless torso speaks

Headless torso

This “centered, balanced, and kind” individual decided, out of the blue, to give me profile photo advice. You can see his smiling(?) profile photo below. My offending visage can be seen here“Bro?” “Mummy?” Please.

Ryan

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Don’t…

Don't!

…be a racist.

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Don’t…

Don't!

…put your hag in your Scruff profile! Click on Jay for a closer look!

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Fetish

Ophthalmologist

To see a little of the man who sent me this, click on his message!

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Don’t…

Don't!

…write a short story for your Recon profile! Click on the pic (and click again because it’s l.o.n.g.) for the whole ridiculous thing.

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